Genre: Musical
Rating: PG
Synopsis:
ABCD (Tom
Nolan) and his crew, EFGHI (Jeffrey Casey), JKLM (Gregory Bond), NOPQR
(Craig Quiter), STUVWXYZ (Patrick Byrnes), AEIOU (Marc Jackson) and their
robot 1359 (the voice of Peter Cullen), are obsessed with locating the
source of rock and roll they find it on Earth. Meanwhile, in the small
town of Speelburgh, Dee Dee (Pia Zadora) is frustrated when her boyfriend
Frankie (Craig Sheffer) won't let her sing with his band, The Pack (Jimmy
and the Mustangs). Landing in Speelburgh, the aliens try to blend in with
the inhabitants but the local sheriff (Ruth Gordon) has seen them land
and sets out to destroy them. Things are made even worse when ABCD falls
head over heels for Dee Dee. ABCD and his crew form their own band and
Dee Dee's friend Diane (Alison LaPlaca) asks them to play at the Heidi
High Cotillion that night. Desperate to win Dee Dee's heart (or at least
her body), ABCD uses a device designed to stimulate female sexual response
but he doesn't account for differences in human physiology. When he uses
the device, ABCD is mobbed by a group of aroused men but, luckily, the
device is broken during the attack. Even more luckily, Dee Dee offers to
lend first aid and, when she tells ABCD about her problems with Frankie,
ABCD offers to let her sing with his band. Frankie is not impressed and
orders The Pack to beat up ABCD but a simple force field leaves ABCD unharmed.
Resorting to plan B, Frankie orders The Pack to keep the aliens out of
the cotillion but a trip through the plumbing puts Frankie's plan in the
toilet...literally. A battle of the bands ensues with Frankie and The Pack
on one side and Dee Dee and the aliens on the other. After the cotillion,
Dee Dee asks ABCD if she can join their band and ABCD agrees. But when
she finds out that it means leaving the planet forever, Dee Dee changes
her mind. Meanwhile, Frankie has discovered that Dee Dee means more to
him than The Pack and dissolves the group. Unfortunately, The Pack doesn't
take it well and decide to beat up Frankie and Dee Dee. Elsewhere, Frankie
and Dee Dee are rescued from a monster from the toxic Lake Eerie by Diane
and an escaped mental patient (Michael Berryman) and declare their love
for each other. Realizing that Dee Dee and Frankie are meant to be together,
ABCD decides to leave Earth but uses 'alien persuasion' to turn The Pack
into boy scouts and clean up the lake before he goes.
Type of mind control: Alien device
Mind control scenes:
The only definite
mind control scene is when ABCD uses his alien device to try and sexually
stimulate Dee Dee but ends up stimulating all the men in the local teen
hangout instead. His transformation of The Pack into boy scouts at the
end of the movie might also be mind control but their change in attitude
is accompanied by a change in their clothes so their transformation may
be more than just mind control.
Subjective Rating:
1 out of 5
The mind control
in this movie is totally silly, far too brief, and completely pointless.
It's like it was thrown in as an afterthought to get more laughs and does
nothing for the story line. I wouldn't recommend this movie unless you
crave a plethora of 1980's music or Pia Zadora's feeble acting abilities.
Whatever you do, don't bother watching it for the mind control. You'll
be sorely disappointed.